The Perpetual One Day
Closing Down Sale
OFFERS YOU CAN’T AFFORD TO MISS!
OUR STOCK LIST IS EXHAUSTIVE!
• Racks of anxieties reduced
• Deep drawers of cheap regrets
• Bins of knitted brows to clear
• Politicians’ Apologies (never used)
• Antique Ethnic Cleansings
• a Vintage Holocaust
• those useful Must-Have WMD’s
• First Editions of savage Munitions
• a billion starving children
• hundreds of bundles of refugees, and
• an environment (rather poor condition)
Come in TODAY and snap up a BARGAIN!
Don’t miss out on your chance to buy
a crocodile tear or a heavy sigh!